The Advertising Council Returns with 10 More Classic Commercials Including The Epsilon Program, ICE Diamonds and More

Posted: February 06, 2012 11:45AM | Author: R* Q

The Advertising Council, stewards of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas' voluminous commercial archive, have returned with another 10-pack of classic radio spots. This most recent update features spots from The Epsilon Program, ICE Diamonds and the people that revolutionized online pet ordering and delivery, PetsOvernight.com.

Here these spots and more at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.


Vice City, 1984

• Fast-Forward In-Vehicle Audio - The future of music is the audio cassette! Can you handle it?
• Imponte Insurrection Turbo XRZ5X2 - Shift into awesome.

Vice City, 1986

• Complete the Look: Ambiguous - Highlighted hair? Vacant brain-dead look in your eyes? Something still missing?

San Andreas, 1992

• The Epsilon Program: Covet No Longer (as heard below) - The Epsilon Program seeks out the convenient bits from every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American. www.epsilonprogram.com

  
  

  
  
   
• Ammunation: Make My Day Mondays Sale - It is vital to protect yourself. DO IT. The patriotic way.
• PSA: Bikes Are Dangerous - Teenage years can be difficult and dangerous. Don’t make them deadly. Don’t let your teenager ride a bicycle.
• ICE Diamonds - Chill that bitch out. With ICE.
• See Mike Andrews LIVE - He’s changed millions of lives with his book “Rags are Riches”, now see him speaking live at the Los Santos Convention Center.

Liberty City, 1998

• Chateau de Buff - The continental, sophisticated and oh so European way to get her sh*tfaced and ready.

Liberty City, 2001

• PetsOvernight.com: Would You Like a Kitten? - Have one delivered! Just log on to www.petsovernight.com

Previous Ad Council Updates:
A PSA from Jock Cranley, Glory Hole Theme Park, Pastmaster: Patriot Edition and More
Angel & the Knight, Salivex, the Maibatsu Womb and More
The Evacuator, Renegade Cologne, Lab Rat Cart Racing and More
Ammu-Nation, eXsorbeo, Redwood Cigarettes and More
PetsOvernight.com, Pogo the Monkey, Inversion Therapy and More

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Just Say "Not for Me": Jock Cranley PSA and More Classic Radio Spots Added to the Ad Council Site

Posted: July 22, 2011 11:20AM | Author: R* Q

The good folks at The Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas have delved deep into the archives once again to deliver another installment of memorable radio ads from the Council's grand repository.  This latest update features original spots from popular games of the 80s and 90s like The Cavern of Sorrow and Pastmaster: Patriot Edition, as well as an important public service message from hard living thrillseeker Jock Cranley (featured below).  Hear all these and much more at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.

 

Vice City, 1984

• A PSA from Jock Cranley (as heard below) - Just say “not for me”, kids. Be original, just like Jock Cranley.

• The Barfs!: Get Your Free Drinking Glass - While supplies last, at your neighborhood Pizza Stack.

Vice City, 1986

• BJ’s Used Autos - Pro football player BJ Smith’s Vice City dealership guarantees low prices, and hot cars.
• Complete the Look: New Wave - Accessorize at Vice City’s one stop shop for people who dress for success.
• Giggle Cream - It makes dessert fun!
• “In the Future, There Will Be Robots” - The definition of modern dance. Now playing at the Vice City Arts Center.

San Andreas, 1992

• The Cavern of Sorrow - Gather ye friends! It’s the fantasy game that’s sweeping the country.
• Glory Hole Theme Park - Open every day. Have fun with strangers and come meet Gerry Gerbil!
• Herr Grubbers Spa - The renowned German beautician, scientist and disciplinarian has come to San Andreas.

 
Liberty City, 1998

• The Pastmaster: Patriot Edition - Available now! Your kid will learn to be a bloodthirsty hypocrite much quicker than you thought possible. www.pastmaster-game.com/

 

Previous Ad Council Updates:
Angel & the Knight, Salivex, the Maibatsu Womb and More
The Evacuator, Renegade Cologne, Lab Rat Cart Racing and More
Ammu-Nation, eXsorbeo, Redwood Cigarettes and More
PetsOvernight.com, Pogo the Monkey, Inversion Therapy and More

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11 Classic Radio Spots Added to the Advertising Council Website, Including 'The Evacuator'

Posted: February 18, 2011 10:39AM | Author: R* Q

Here's an all new collection of classic ads unearthed from the vaults of the Advertising Council of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas - including the original commercial for Jack Howitzer's legendary 1984 action film 'Evacuator'.

Hear them all at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil

Vice City, 1984

• Evacuator(as heard below). HOWITZER IS BACK. Let’s do some killing. Let’s kill for the kids.

Vice City, 1986

• Communism PSA. If you think your child might be a red – here are some warning signs.
• Complete the Look: Cuban Jazz. Look manly with a personalized chest wig at Vice City’s one stop shop, Complete the Look.
• Lovefist – Live in Concert. The world tour that has been banned throughout the world comes to Vice City.

San Andreas, 1992

• Blottos. We’ve got silver non-corrosive drinking straws, oregano grinders and much more!
• American Bank of Los Santos. Need a home loan fast?  We’ll help you get the debt you need to make life easier.
• Renegade Cologne. For the man who wants to reek of masculinity. Nobody tells a RENEGADE what to do.
• San Andreas Telephone Company. For those… difficult conversations.

 
Liberty City, 1998

• Koala Toilet Paper. Like a soft fluffy animal you can wipe your ass with! Let the bear deal with your behind.
• Lab Rat Cart Racing. The #1 board game is now a fully licensed videogame! www.itsvivisection.com

Liberty City, 2001

• PetsOvernight.com: Exotic Pets Galore. For the guy that has everything. Tigers, cobras, manatees, and white rhinos. In a box. Directly to your door.

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Ammu-Nation, eXsorbeo and Other Classic Radio Spots from Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas Added to the Advertising Council Website

Posted: November 04, 2010 4:51PM | Author: R* Q

Presenting an updated assortment of classic ads culled from the archives and added to the Advertising Council website, including a pair of memorable spots from esteemed 2nd Amendment guardians Ammu-Nation as well as from the handheld gaming system that taught you how to play with yourself, eXsorbeo.  Listen to them all, along with dozens more at the Council's website www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.

Vice City, 1984

• Pushup: The Movie. The story of one man’s struggle with gravity.

Vice City, 1986

• Ammu-Nation (as heard below). Protecting your rights!

Liberty City, 2001

• The New Maibatsu Monstrosity (Spot #2). Mine is bigger.

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