The Advertising Council Returns with 10 More Classic Commercials Including The Epsilon Program, ICE Diamonds and More
Posted: February 06, 2012 11:45AM | Author: R* Q
The Advertising Council, stewards of Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas' voluminous commercial archive, have returned with another 10-pack of classic radio spots. This most recent update features spots from The Epsilon Program, ICE Diamonds and the people that revolutionized online pet ordering and delivery, PetsOvernight.com.
Here these spots and more at www.rockstargames.com/advertisingcouncil.
Vice City, 1984
- Fast-Forward In-Vehicle Audio - The future of music is the audio cassette! Can you handle it?
- Imponte Insurrection Turbo XRZ5X2 - Shift into awesome.
Vice City, 1986
- Complete the Look: Ambiguous - Highlighted hair? Vacant brain-dead look in your eyes? Something still missing?
San Andreas, 1992
- The Epsilon Program: Covet No Longer (as heard below) - The Epsilon Program seeks out the convenient bits from every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American. www.epsilonprogram.com
- Ammunation: Make My Day Mondays Sale - It is vital to protect yourself. DO IT. The patriotic way.
- PSA: Bikes Are Dangerous - Teenage years can be difficult and dangerous. Don’t make them deadly. Don’t let your teenager ride a bicycle.
- ICE Diamonds - Chill that bitch out. With ICE.
- See Mike Andrews LIVE - He’s changed millions of lives with his book “Rags are Riches”, now see him speaking live at the Los Santos Convention Center.
Liberty City, 1998
- Chateau de Buff - The continental, sophisticated and oh so European way to get her sh*tfaced and ready.
Liberty City, 2001
- PetsOvernight.com: Would You Like a Kitten? - Have one delivered! Just log on to www.petsovernight.com
Previous Ad Council Updates:
A PSA from Jock Cranley, Glory Hole Theme Park, Pastmaster: Patriot Edition and More
Angel & the Knight, Salivex, the Maibatsu Womb and More
The Evacuator, Renegade Cologne, Lab Rat Cart Racing and More
Ammu-Nation, eXsorbeo, Redwood Cigarettes and More
PetsOvernight.com, Pogo the Monkey, Inversion Therapy and More
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R* Y March 22 at 5:53PM ↵Reply
Thanks everyone, and look for more updates to the advertising council in the future...
xkiller99 February 23 at 10:08AM ↵Reply
@ Sumothierry thanks for the answer
Sumothierry February 23 at 1:12AM ↵Reply
@ xkiller99 : Hey, another Hunter^^
In fact the Barber says "Epsilon smiles on you" -^
And some other weird sentences like "Your nodes are oozing Krant", giving perhaps the meaning of "Krant" !
We've got all their talks, and Campers ones, and all the other Epsilon talks we find in Rockstargames,
In MyEpsilon Daily News
Join our community, all gathered we're stronger !
WE ARE HUNTERS !
Sorry to give again the name of our hunting site, but as Rockstar don't want to answer our questions, or help, even a little bit, we've got to try to find answers by ourselves, as we have always done since years now.
xkiller99 February 22 at 1:50PM ↵Reply
R* did u use real dogs to record dogs sounds for gtaV?
xkiller99 February 22 at 1:46PM ↵Reply
epsilon it always creeped me out when a barber man says uncle smiles on u
Megadeth1994 February 21 at 5:26PM ↵Reply
Yo R* I see a lot of GTA V comments! And you're answering them! Well all i know is i just typed in PetsOvernight.com and it came up with an actual website! I really wasn't expecting that! Pissing myself laughing to be honest! Basically, i seen "std" on an advert in the GTA V trailer :) i'm happy to see you guys will never grow up :L
-safe
Sumothierry February 14 at 10:02AM ↵Reply
Kifflom teaser updated !!!
2 pages have change, the Fax number given is now 1 555 FUN CULT and Grand Canaria disappeared from the "Give" page (but not from the "tract" page ^^ (you're welcome^^))
And 2 words aren't at the same place anymore in the Kifflom message of "Join now" page !
Another move, after the 2 commercials added ?
Epsilon in GTA5 ?
Sumothierry February 14 at 9:59AM ↵Reply
News from the Kifflom teaser site...
Rockstar have updated it !
2 pages in fact, and recently.
First, the "Join Now" page, containing the Kifflom message.
They have change the place of 2 words inside:
Kraff in the title is now down line.
And the first "to" is down line too, next by the other one.
Then, the "Give" page, where the Fax number changed from 1 866 FUN CULT to 1 555 FUN CULT !!
So a new number to test, my fax was sent this afternoon, good luck to all the Hunters!
also in this page, the name "Grand Canaria disappeared from the address, making it more logical, Grand Canaria being in Canaria Islands, and not in Cayman Islands^^
However, @ Rockstar you have forget to remove this name from the "Tract" page^^
You're welcome.
WE ARE HUNTERS !
Sumothierry February 13 at 3:30AM ↵Reply
@Rockstar: Well, ok, thanks...A mistake.
Sorry but for us, every detail IS a big deal...
Understand, we hunt without surrender, since now 8 years, and always hope Rockstar will make a move to us, by giving new info or clues, official announcement...But the sunshine never comes ^^
Do you think we can hope something in the close future ?
This mystery was built by men, developers and writers at Rockstar, why the hell is this impossible to talk to someone that was directly involved into this stuff?
I know your CEO Dan, or Lazlow, who writed and directed the radio shows, so the interview of Cris Formage, don't have any time to answer us, but they aren't alone to know the truth!
So why can't we ask the questions we want, to people who know?
Will we have the chance, one day, that Rockstar do with San Andeas what you done with GTA3 :
A question/answers specially about SA Mysteries, so Epsilon too?
Don't you see we done so much job about Epsilon, that now we can't surrender, and have to know the truth, or at least parts of it?
This is a SOS, to tell you our love for the Epsilon mystery, and our need of truth.
I would really like, if someone from Rockstar, who know something, and would like to help us, to join me at my mail, or in Myepsilon daily news' board.
WE ARE HUNTERS ^^
Dino_jaram February 13 at 2:10AM ↵Reply
who ever wrote this comercials is a f**king genius!!!!!!!!